Harris Beringer

Updates

July 1st

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Listened to 8 songs.
7:16pm via Last.fm
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HP support: Nicholas: Harris, may I know why the model m9600t is replaced with e9150 by HP? Harris: I asked you that. [#]
10:39am via Twitter

June 30th

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Enjoy writing or editing? I'm working on a new site: www.clubwriting.com. Feedback appreciated. [#]
4:24pm via Twitter

June 26th

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Dustin Pedroia: overrated trash. Autopicked on my fantasy baseball team. #Redsox are going down. [#]
2:25pm via Twitter

June 25th

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Finally, Q-Rich for Darko. I suggested this trade over a year ago at www.nbagauntlet.com. Big upgrade for the Knicks. [#]
10:41pm via Twitter
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I was about to complain about the Knicks' draft pick and saw Michael Jackson died. Shocked. Sad. [#]
8:50pm via Twitter

June 24th

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The Knicks might have a Christmas-Holiday backcourt next year. Unfortunately, I don't think either of them are very good at basketball. [#]
4:55pm via Twitter
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Wow, US beating Spain in soccer. I played soccer for many years but most of the commentary looks like gibberish. http://tr.im/pD2w [#]
3:29pm via Twitter

June 18th

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I need to find an apartment for October, buy a bed, still have a job, and the next year should be great. [#]
3:34pm via Twitter
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Why is PRET so delicious? [#]
12:27pm via Twitter

June 12th

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Is there a name for afro ponytails? Bunnytails? Frotails? Pooftails? [#]
8:06pm via Twitter

June 6th

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The Hangover- hilarious. Who's getting married soon? [#]
1:27pm via Twitter

May 29th

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I'm a product specialist. http://bit.ly/3YEtG [#]
10:34am via Twitter

May 28th

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Excellent, I got 20/20 on the CSS quiz at http://bit.ly/VZF1A [#]
5:10pm via Twitter

May 27th

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The copier frequently breaks on the 2nd floor. Now the women's bathroom needs repair. The 3rd floor remains in good condition. Hm... [#]
4:12pm via Twitter

May 25th

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I saw a guy driving a Ford Model A. It's completely impractical, like many things that look cool. [#]
2:33pm via Twitter

May 21st

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I never knew Ithaca was on so many "Best Cities" lists: http://bit.ly/zVYEd [#]
1:18pm via Twitter
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6.4 thousand visitors yesterday to www.mindfeck.info. Maybe I should update that site again. [#]
10:15am via Twitter

May 20th

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http://bit.ly/42OVs This comic I made has been viewed about 60,000 times. The site has 2,000 views so far today. [#]
2:44pm via Twitter
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Danilo Gallinari, thanks for the signature, but my name is Harris, not HAris. [#]
9:54am via Twitter

May 19th

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I can trust Amazon's reviews, right? http://bit.ly/nGVH4 [#]
11:37am via Twitter

May 18th

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I'd like to get on a list like this soon. http://tinyurl.com/pau2ne [#]
11:26pm via Twitter
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I just got an unsolicited training program application from a web designer in Belarus. Is it spam? [#]
12:23pm via Twitter
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I never watch the TV, so why am I paying for cable? And why do I have a TV? [#]
11:15am via Twitter

May 14th

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I fixed up www.mindfeck.info yesterday, and 360 people visited. They averaged 2 pages per visit. Not bad. [#]
11:05am via Twitter

May 13th

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I deposited $460 yesterday for one day of work. I just have to figure out how to do that more often. [#]
11:46am via Twitter

May 12th

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Should I see Star Trek in DLP or film? [#]
11:25am via Twitter
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Recruiters who use twitter for posting #jobs and #hiring people are more computer savvy and should be more successful. [#]
10:46am via Twitter

May 11th

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Had a delicious healthy chocolate milk protein shake. I foresee many in my future. [#]
7:26pm via Twitter
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I registered for #pcampnyc. Lessons and networking relating to product management, marketing, and development (and free food). [#]
3:44pm via Twitter
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When I was a growing boy, I thought Star Trek was super lame, but I want to see the new movie one of these days. [#]
3:23pm via Twitter

May 10th

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Listened to 11 songs.
3:23pm via Last.fm
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Rock Band needs to get Motherlover as downloadable content. [#]
3:06pm via Twitter

May 9th

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I made two delicious turkey burgers, and one that fell behind the oven. [#]
5:25pm via Twitter

May 7th

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Manny Ramirez- lying and/or a moron. [#]
1:05pm via Twitter
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http://spudcomics.com/ A new favorite site for #comics. [#]
10:25am via Twitter

May 6th

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Listened to 4 songs.
6:24pm via Last.fm

May 5th

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Fifty cent tequila shots and tacos at http://www.elizabethny.com/ for Cinco de Mayo tonight. [#]
3:11pm via Twitter

May 2nd

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Listened to 12 songs.
10:32pm via Last.fm
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I was going to shave before my trip but I've been too distracted. Oh well. [#]
12:28pm via Twitter

May 1st

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Mario Whitepaw Beringer. October 2004-May 2009. I miss him so much. [#]
10:54pm via Twitter
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Harris Mario Whitepaw Beringer. October 2004-May 2009. I'll miss him.
10:47pm via Facebook
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This woman at Starbucks has a green parrot on her shoulder. Astoria is pirate central. http://twitpic.com/4cbyf [#]
12:46pm via Twitter

April 30th

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Listened to 6 songs.
1:43pm via Last.fm

April 29th

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Listened to 8 songs.
5:14pm via Last.fm
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Vienna scored the highest for overall quality of living after improvements in Austria's political and social environment. I should go back. [#]
10:07am via Twitter

April 28th

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Mets=bums [#]
9:40pm via Twitter
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Listened to 6 songs.
1:15pm via Last.fm
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Why does jury duty have to be so slow? [#]
12:42pm via Twitter

April 27th

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I have jury duty tomorrow in Kew Gardens. In college, I once persuaded a group to change their votes to guilty, without any new evidence. [#]
4:41pm via Twitter
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If you can lose to a bear, it's not a sport. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgqbCq_sxmo [#]
11:15am via Twitter

April 26th

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Listened to 8 songs.
1:30pm via Last.fm

April 23rd

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Melky is hitting like the other M. Cabrera. Unfortunately, he started off last season with a bang, too, and that didn't end well. [#]
11:58am via Twitter
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I'll be at the Mets game Tuesday. Thanks StubHub. [#]
10:26am via Twitter

April 22nd

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I'd like to see Swisher get the game winning hit and the save. [#]
4:38pm via Twitter
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Coke found on the mound at the new Yankee Stadium. [#]
3:21pm via Twitter
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On a related note, Sabathia simply can't pitch in April. [#]
3:18pm via Twitter
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MLB.com Gameday seems pretty awesome. It shows more stats than I ever knew existed. Should I get it for the season? $19.95. [#]
3:13pm via Twitter

April 20th

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Listened to 8 songs.
6:12pm via Last.fm
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It's impossible to be friends with exes. They think every word and action, whether kind or mean, represents a desire to get back together. [#]
3:10pm via Twitter

April 19th

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2:49pm via Last.fm

April 17th

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The average IQ of a person in 1917 would be 73 on today’s IQ test. Half the population of 1917 would be considered mentally retarded today. [#]
12:05pm via Twitter
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I want Bagels Plus! [#]
11:49am via Twitter

April 16th

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I wish I was in Ithaca. There's probably free pizza at The Nines tonight. [#]
6:07pm via Twitter
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I've made a huge mistake. The Ennju salad is much less satisfying than the sashimi set. [#]
12:47pm via Twitter

April 15th

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6:42pm via Last.fm
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Red Sox fans: Your ace has been suspended, Dice-K is on the DL with a sore arm, and the team has the second worst record in the AL. [#]
3:39pm via Twitter

April 14th

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Listened to 8 songs.
5:29pm via Last.fm
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Wow, did Cornell get a 10 year old to design the Slope Day website and shirt? http://slopeday.cornell.edu/index.php [#]
11:40am via Twitter

April 13th

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Nick Swisher homered and pitched a scoreless eighth inning. He's my favorite Yankee. [#]
12:43am via Twitter
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I just ate a full pound of bison, and gave the cats a small taste. [#]
7:41pm via Twitter
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I'm so exhausted that I poured sugar into the garbage and then nearly dropped the empty packet into my cup of tea. [#]
6:24pm via Twitter
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I have three projects to work on and my project manager is in Belgium. This will be a busy week. [#]
1:53pm via Twitter
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It feels like I've been in the desert for over 20 years, and I know there are almost 20 more years to go. [#]
9:46am via Twitter

April 12th

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Listened to 22 songs.
11:40pm via Last.fm
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Good skit on SNL- http://tinyurl.com/cwzgup [#]
3:41pm via Twitter

April 11th

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Everyone around me is using Twitter through text messages. [#]
11:24pm via Twitter

April 10th

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Wow, I just saw the new South Park episode. Fishsticks. [#]
11:45pm via Twitter
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I updated a few things on my humor site, including two articles. http://tr.im/iAj8 and http://tr.im/iAjc. What do you think? [#]
3:21pm via Twitter
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Hey, my websites had about 1000 visits yesterday. Imagine if I still added content daily. [#]
1:17pm via Twitter
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I've lost about 5 pounds this week. Let's hope it was all fat. [#]
11:23am via Twitter

April 9th

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It's great having a three bedroom apartment to myself in Astoria. [#]
9:55am via Twitter

April 7th

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Dear Twitter, I've had enough of your fail whale and the impossible depiction of a few birds lifting it away. [#]
4:30pm via Twitter
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Is there a baseball statistic validating the usefulness of a catcher or coach visit to the mound? [#]
4:27pm via Twitter
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Ovaltine Cleans Its Can. Which logo do you prefer? http://bit.ly/ziXtX [#]
11:48am via Twitter

April 6th

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How many Mets fans realize that Sheffield can't hit anymore? Plus, scouts say he can hardly move in the outfield. [#]
12:29pm via Twitter

April 4th

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I spent the day watching season one of Undeclared. [#]
11:21pm via Twitter

April 3rd

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What city should I visit next? Athens? [#]
12:27pm via Twitter
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I got into an argument with feminists who don't understand business, media, or biology. Their response: "You don't understand." Insightful! [#]
12:10pm via Twitter

April 1st

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The lower Federal Income Tax looks really good on my paycheck. [#]
3:28pm via Twitter

March 31st

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A guy on a bicycle just threatened a cab driver with a saw or something. [#]
1:52pm via Twitter
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I'm going to be in the Tyra Banks Show audience today. This might have been a bad idea. [#]
1:50pm via Twitter

March 27th

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Why does everyone all of a sudden want to give me $300? [#]
12:20pm via Twitter

March 26th

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Sorority girls might go crazy. The Pussycat Dolls were booked for Slope Day. http://tinyurl.com/dgftwd [#]
10:45am via Twitter
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One advantage of having much of my life recorded online: small chance of being wrongly accused of a crime. [#]
10:37am via Twitter

March 23rd

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Who wants to be my free gym partner today? [#]
11:39am via Twitter

March 20th

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Three more buckets on three assists. Playing well. Cornell 23, Missouri 22. [#]
3:47pm via Twitter
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Thanks for listening to my advice. Two threes and two assists later, Cornell is up 16-15. [#]
3:39pm via Twitter
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Cornell needs to stop being so nervous. Pass the ball around and hit your shots. [#]
3:34pm via Twitter
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Pretty funny preview of the Cornell-Missouri game: http://tinyurl.com/cws8km [#]
12:42pm via Twitter
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The two hours of exercise a day might have made me sick [#]
12:11pm via Twitter

March 17th

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What's a good place near Union Square to get a healthy but filling lunch for under $8? [#]
12:25pm via Twitter

March 16th

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I have a huge lunch in front of me. Bowl of pasta, sandwich, omelet, granola bar. [#]
2:17pm via Twitter
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I joined a gym yesterday. That first workout after a long sedentary period is always the most painful. [#]
2:16pm via Twitter

March 6th

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When I listen to music I do everything to the beat, including typing and walking. Yet I still can't dance. [#]
10:42am via Twitter
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Listened to 3 songs.
10:25am via Last.fm

March 4th

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Listened to 4 songs.
5:49pm via Last.fm
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New Xbox 360 arrived today, in celebration of very lucrative events this month [#]
4:56pm via Twitter

February 27th

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Listened to 7 songs.
11:01pm via Last.fm

February 23rd

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6:44pm via Last.fm

February 16th

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Listened to 2 songs.
9:38am via Last.fm

February 10th

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I accidentally sat next to a bum on the way to work, and then accidentally made eye contact after switching seats. [#]
10:30am via Twitter
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Listened to 6 songs.
9:10am via Last.fm

February 9th

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Listened to 8 songs.
5:07pm via Last.fm

February 6th

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Listened to 4 songs.
5:34pm via Last.fm

February 5th

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7:55pm via Last.fm

February 4th