Updates

HP support: Nicholas: Harris, may I know why the model m9600t is replaced with e9150 by HP? Harris: I asked you that. [#]

Enjoy writing or editing? I'm working on a new site: www.clubwriting.com. Feedback appreciated. [#]

Dustin Pedroia: overrated trash. Autopicked on my fantasy baseball team. #Redsox are going down. [#]

Finally, Q-Rich for Darko. I suggested this trade over a year ago at www.nbagauntlet.com. Big upgrade for the Knicks. [#]

I was about to complain about the Knicks' draft pick and saw Michael Jackson died. Shocked. Sad. [#]

The Knicks might have a Christmas-Holiday backcourt next year. Unfortunately, I don't think either of them are very good at basketball. [#]

Wow, US beating Spain in soccer. I played soccer for many years but most of the commentary looks like gibberish. http://tr.im/pD2w [#]

I need to find an apartment for October, buy a bed, still have a job, and the next year should be great. [#]

Why is PRET so delicious? [#]

Is there a name for afro ponytails? Bunnytails? Frotails? Pooftails? [#]

The Hangover- hilarious. Who's getting married soon? [#]

I'm a product specialist. http://bit.ly/3YEtG [#]

Excellent, I got 20/20 on the CSS quiz at http://bit.ly/VZF1A [#]

The copier frequently breaks on the 2nd floor. Now the women's bathroom needs repair. The 3rd floor remains in good condition. Hm... [#]

I saw a guy driving a Ford Model A. It's completely impractical, like many things that look cool. [#]

I never knew Ithaca was on so many "Best Cities" lists: http://bit.ly/zVYEd [#]

6.4 thousand visitors yesterday to www.mindfeck.info. Maybe I should update that site again. [#]

http://bit.ly/42OVs This comic I made has been viewed about 60,000 times. The site has 2,000 views so far today. [#]

Danilo Gallinari, thanks for the signature, but my name is Harris, not HAris. [#]

I can trust Amazon's reviews, right? http://bit.ly/nGVH4 [#]

I'd like to get on a list like this soon. http://tinyurl.com/pau2ne [#]

I just got an unsolicited training program application from a web designer in Belarus. Is it spam? [#]

I never watch the TV, so why am I paying for cable? And why do I have a TV? [#]

I fixed up www.mindfeck.info yesterday, and 360 people visited. They averaged 2 pages per visit. Not bad. [#]

I deposited $460 yesterday for one day of work. I just have to figure out how to do that more often. [#]

Should I see Star Trek in DLP or film? [#]

Recruiters who use twitter for posting #jobs and #hiring people are more computer savvy and should be more successful. [#]

Had a delicious healthy chocolate milk protein shake. I foresee many in my future. [#]

I registered for #pcampnyc. Lessons and networking relating to product management, marketing, and development (and free food). [#]

When I was a growing boy, I thought Star Trek was super lame, but I want to see the new movie one of these days. [#]

Rock Band needs to get Motherlover as downloadable content. [#]

I made two delicious turkey burgers, and one that fell behind the oven. [#]

Manny Ramirez- lying and/or a moron. [#]

http://spudcomics.com/ A new favorite site for #comics. [#]

Fifty cent tequila shots and tacos at http://www.elizabethny.com/ for Cinco de Mayo tonight. [#]

I was going to shave before my trip but I've been too distracted. Oh well. [#]

Mario Whitepaw Beringer. October 2004-May 2009. I miss him so much. [#]

This woman at Starbucks has a green parrot on her shoulder. Astoria is pirate central. http://twitpic.com/4cbyf [#]

Vienna scored the highest for overall quality of living after improvements in Austria's political and social environment. I should go back. [#]

Mets=bums [#]

Why does jury duty have to be so slow? [#]

I have jury duty tomorrow in Kew Gardens. In college, I once persuaded a group to change their votes to guilty, without any new evidence. [#]

If you can lose to a bear, it's not a sport. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgqbCq_sxmo [#]

Melky is hitting like the other M. Cabrera. Unfortunately, he started off last season with a bang, too, and that didn't end well. [#]

I'll be at the Mets game Tuesday. Thanks StubHub. [#]

I'd like to see Swisher get the game winning hit and the save. [#]

Coke found on the mound at the new Yankee Stadium. [#]

On a related note, Sabathia simply can't pitch in April. [#]

MLB.com Gameday seems pretty awesome. It shows more stats than I ever knew existed. Should I get it for the season? $19.95. [#]

It's impossible to be friends with exes. They think every word and action, whether kind or mean, represents a desire to get back together. [#]

The average IQ of a person in 1917 would be 73 on today’s IQ test. Half the population of 1917 would be considered mentally retarded today. [#]

I want Bagels Plus! [#]

I wish I was in Ithaca. There's probably free pizza at The Nines tonight. [#]

I've made a huge mistake. The Ennju salad is much less satisfying than the sashimi set. [#]

Red Sox fans: Your ace has been suspended, Dice-K is on the DL with a sore arm, and the team has the second worst record in the AL. [#]

Wow, did Cornell get a 10 year old to design the Slope Day website and shirt? http://slopeday.cornell.edu/index.php [#]

Nick Swisher homered and pitched a scoreless eighth inning. He's my favorite Yankee. [#]

I just ate a full pound of bison, and gave the cats a small taste. [#]

I'm so exhausted that I poured sugar into the garbage and then nearly dropped the empty packet into my cup of tea. [#]

I have three projects to work on and my project manager is in Belgium. This will be a busy week. [#]

It feels like I've been in the desert for over 20 years, and I know there are almost 20 more years to go. [#]

Good skit on SNL- http://tinyurl.com/cwzgup [#]

Everyone around me is using Twitter through text messages. [#]

Wow, I just saw the new South Park episode. Fishsticks. [#]

I updated a few things on my humor site, including two articles. http://tr.im/iAj8 and http://tr.im/iAjc. What do you think? [#]

Hey, my websites had about 1000 visits yesterday. Imagine if I still added content daily. [#]

I've lost about 5 pounds this week. Let's hope it was all fat. [#]

It's great having a three bedroom apartment to myself in Astoria. [#]

Dear Twitter, I've had enough of your fail whale and the impossible depiction of a few birds lifting it away. [#]

Is there a baseball statistic validating the usefulness of a catcher or coach visit to the mound? [#]

Ovaltine Cleans Its Can. Which logo do you prefer? http://bit.ly/ziXtX [#]

How many Mets fans realize that Sheffield can't hit anymore? Plus, scouts say he can hardly move in the outfield. [#]

I spent the day watching season one of Undeclared. [#]

What city should I visit next? Athens? [#]

I got into an argument with feminists who don't understand business, media, or biology. Their response: "You don't understand." Insightful! [#]

The lower Federal Income Tax looks really good on my paycheck. [#]

A guy on a bicycle just threatened a cab driver with a saw or something. [#]

I'm going to be in the Tyra Banks Show audience today. This might have been a bad idea. [#]

Why does everyone all of a sudden want to give me $300? [#]

Sorority girls might go crazy. The Pussycat Dolls were booked for Slope Day. http://tinyurl.com/dgftwd [#]

One advantage of having much of my life recorded online: small chance of being wrongly accused of a crime. [#]

Who wants to be my free gym partner today? [#]

Three more buckets on three assists. Playing well. Cornell 23, Missouri 22. [#]

Thanks for listening to my advice. Two threes and two assists later, Cornell is up 16-15. [#]

Cornell needs to stop being so nervous. Pass the ball around and hit your shots. [#]

Pretty funny preview of the Cornell-Missouri game: http://tinyurl.com/cws8km [#]

The two hours of exercise a day might have made me sick [#]

What's a good place near Union Square to get a healthy but filling lunch for under $8? [#]

I have a huge lunch in front of me. Bowl of pasta, sandwich, omelet, granola bar. [#]

I joined a gym yesterday. That first workout after a long sedentary period is always the most painful. [#]

When I listen to music I do everything to the beat, including typing and walking. Yet I still can't dance. [#]

New Xbox 360 arrived today, in celebration of very lucrative events this month [#]

I accidentally sat next to a bum on the way to work, and then accidentally made eye contact after switching seats. [#]